“Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”
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Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.
i hate this i hate everything
this is it.
this is the winter soldier
It’s a metaphor, see
his brother lost a bet and has to dance for 30 minutes. strangers join in to dance with him
This is the funniest thing I have ever watched